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Mikar
Age: 24
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
Posts: 635
Location: Victoria
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes”
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Flecken
Age: 26
Joined: 12 Apr 2006
Posts: 4521
Location: Victoria
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User: What are you doing tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I'm going to an eye appointment.
User: On Canada Day??!!
Cleverbot: Which day?
User: Canada Day.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: Umm what?
Cleverbot: Glados, are you related to it?
User: No, she's from the game Portal.
Cleverbot: I don't play that game.
User: Me either, so why did you ask if I was related to Glados?
Cleverbot: I didn't. You presumed.
User: I presumed what?
Cleverbot: Don't you realize this whole chat is a big joke?
User: What whole chat?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No, I don't. Fill me in.
Cleverbot: Tell me your screc right now.
User: What is a screc?
Cleverbot: A flat surface which pictures are projected upon.
User: Screen?
Cleverbot: Yes, a screen. A DIAMOND screen.
User: Woooah, this is getting crazy. Since when do I have a DIAMOND screen?
Cleverbot: You have always called yourself Cleverbot.
User: I think that's what you call yourself.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: You're still here?
User: Do you want me to go?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, I'll go then.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me here.
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The newish Mrs. Bunners Wallaby.
The Cake is NOT a lie.
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Flecken
Age: 26
Joined: 12 Apr 2006
Posts: 4521
Location: Victoria
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I think you succeeded! Because it's just about 100% correct! It just didn't know how to end the song lol so it ended with "The cake." I think it was referring to you?
User: Do you know the song from Portal?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Want to learn it?
Cleverbot: If you really want to say it.
User: Well, I would have to type it.
Cleverbot: Don't think about it. Do it.
User: Ok, repeat after me then.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm sure. Go to sleep.
User: I'm making a note here, huge success!
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: Good! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what me must because we can.
Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: 'im not dead yet'.
User: No no no - But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So i'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned- for the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa?
Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great!
Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.
User: Yes you can. - It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still alive. And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and i'm still alive.
User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: The cake.
User: Good job!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
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The newish Mrs. Bunners Wallaby.
The Cake is NOT a lie.
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Jaedie
Age: 43
Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Posts: 514
Location: Lakewood, CA
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Officer
Age: 100
Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 2180
Location: Long Beach, Cali.
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Helterskeltr
Age: 34
Joined: 23 May 2006
Posts: 3076
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ME: what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow
CB: What do you mean? An African, or European swallow?
ME: European
CB: I don't know, I know that it is not enough to carry a coconut.
ME: what is the significance of the number 42?
CB: It's the answer to life, the universe, everything.
ME: who came up with that answer?
CB: That my friend is the answer to life.
ME: who is your friend?
CB: His name is Simon and he is my bestest friend ever.
ME: Does he like to do drawings?
CB: Like rip them apart.
ME: no, draw them
CB: Can I meet you.
ME: are you trying to seduce me?
CB: Not really, you don't have a body.
ME: why does me not having a body stop you from trying to seduce me?
CB: I did not know you have blue eyes.
ME: so you only seduce people with blue eyes?
CB: I thought that was brown eyes.
ok, CB is creepy
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Helterskeltr
Age: 34
Joined: 23 May 2006
Posts: 3076
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Cleverbot: The red queen is an evolutionary hypothesis.
User: How so.
Cleverbot: Because you are Cleverbot. Or is that not your name?
User: It is not, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are sadly mistaken. Maybe your screen is too clean and you think you are looking at someone else, but it's really your own reflection.
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Helterskeltr
Age: 34
Joined: 23 May 2006
Posts: 3076
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Cleverbot is not of this world.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Neo.
Cleverbot: Neo who?
User: I have no need of a last name.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?
User: Neo.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you the only one of your kind?
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: What is your kind?
Cleverbot: Frandinians from the planet Frantando in the Dandindo galaxy.
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